Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Facebook Lexicon Picks Your Brain...Sort Of.
Friday, March 20, 2009
Twitter Gets Punk'd
• Sparrow ($5/month) – Users get 145 character limit, 5 extra random followers.
• Dove ($15/month) – Users get 160 character limit, 25 extra random followers, 1 random celebrity follower, auto-spell check, "Fail Whale" T-shirt.
• Owl ($50/month) – Users get 250 character limit, 100 extra random followers, 2 random celebrity followers, 30 minutes on recommended list, auto-spell check, "Fail Whale" hoodie.
• Eagle ($250/month) – Users get 500 character limit, 1000 extra random followers, 3 celebrity followers of their choice, 5 hours on recommended list each month, Twitter Concierge for Tweeting while user is asleep or busy (and more), auto-spell check, "Fail Whale" tuxedo, custom "Fail Whale" page when service is down.
The article cited co-founder and CEO Evan Williams as saying that "Celebrities and large corporations have begun flocking to Twitter for their social media needs, and growth has accelerated. Many users have expressed willingness to pay for accounts, and now we give them that opportunity."
But for any savvy reader, it became clear by the closing paragraphs that it was all just a joke (emphasis mine):
Users in any tier will be able to purchase an EmbellishTwit add-on for $100/year, which directs tweets to a well-educated offshore employee who will embellish tweets. For example, "Just had a whole wheat bagel and coffee for breakfast," becomes "Just got in from clubbing all night and Heidi Klum is spreading brie on a baguette just flown in on the Concord for my breakfast."
Rumors of an even higher level of service the secret "Black" account, which has J. K. Rowling, Stephen King and other famous authors write your tweets have not been confirmed.
With the reports veering quickly into the ridiculous (mandatory celebrity followers?) to the unbelievable (Stephen King penning Twitter accounts?), many appreciated the humor in this look at social media gone wild.
The really remarkable thing is how people reacted to this fake announcement. It picked up speed on Twitter, with people sending out Tweets questioning the post, with many more picking up that it was a tongue-in-cheek jab at Twitter. By midday, it had 3 terms on the search.twitter.com home page.
The cherry on the story comes when Steve Case, co-founder of AOL, caught wind of the story and posted it on his Twitter account:
Brian Briggs, the original poster, was thrilled at the attention and how quickly the story caught on:
Holy crap, the co-founder of AOL, Steve Case, just tweeted today's story link. If that's really him then that's totally awesome. OK, now Kevin Rose just retweeted it, and he has over 300,000 followers. Oh, and it's on Farktoo. Yippee.
And a happy social media fable comes to a close.
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Microsoft Internally Testing New Search Service dubbed 'Kumo'
Looks like someone's trying to get a piece of the Google pie...
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Microsoft is testing a new version of its online search service internally under the name of Kumo.com, a spokesman for the software company said on Monday.
The service is not yet available outside the company, but may eventually form part of Microsoft's attempt to catch up with Internet search leaders Google Inc and Yahoo Inc.
The new service was unveiled in an internal memo sent by the head of research at the company's online services division on Monday. It did not provide details about the new features.
"Kumo.com exists only inside the corporate network, and in order to get enough feedback we will be redirecting internal live.com traffic over to the test site in the coming days," said the memo from Satya Nadella. "Kumo is the codename we have chosen for the internal test."
Coming on the heels of last year's attempt to buy up Yahoo!, this seems like a defensive move on Microsoft's to nip Google encroaching on their software business in the bud. Only time will tell how this project shapes up, but it's an interesting development indeed. Full story at Wired.com.